A Canadian manufacturing mystery!

soyun69:

Knit your own Alien hmmmmm…little green men,Alf or possibly the alien dude from the cartoon American Dad.. lol

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A Canadian manufacturing mystery

Well what about that? I wonder what the wool really is made of, it has the colour of an alien doesn’t it! Maybe it’s a ‘knit your own alien kit?’


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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com

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Obviously inspired by 50 Shades of Grey

soyun69:

oooh yukkkie barf

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How odd

How odd? As the title says this sign is obviously inspired by 50 Shades of Grey, mind you I think like 50 Shades it’s something I’ll give a miss! Humans doing the nasty uck!


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly…

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A shop for big clothes I hope

soyun69:

thts wrong.. those “meanies”!

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Brazilian big clothes

As the title says I hope that this shop sell big clothes for the larger amongst us or do you think that it is owned by a chap called Fatty or worse everything it sells is fatty?


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his…

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Why so selfish about Black Cats?

soyun69:

if i had a cat i would video tape/take alot of pictures. in my current situation i have pictures of my cousin’s cat “Cow”(because of his spots)

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How can you resist this little fella?

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You can’t right, well if that is the case then you don’t take ‘selfies’ with your Cat!

Apparently there is a growing trend in the UK, and probably everywhere else for that matter, of giving away Black Cats because, and wait for this you won’t believe it either! Black Cats don’t look good in selfies – selfies are the self taken pictures taken by people who are preoccupied with err… themselves, which are then sent to friends, who haven’t asked for them by mobile phones and tablets – Steve Jobs you have a lot to answer for!

It has been reported by no less an august organisation than the RSPCA that 70 per cent of more than 1,000 cats in their care in Britain are Black or Black and White and the same can be said for any number of animal sanctuaries around…

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