By special request

soyun69:

lol aerial vomit? cute ” pink” shoes.

Originally posted on The Cat's Blog - www.thecatsdiary.com:

A lot of people have asked me to post a picture of my translator John Woodcock’s newest edition to the family and so I thought that I would give in, oops I mean comply graciously.

Hope you like this.

Little Feet

For those who need the stats I can report that Evelyn has currently, six teeth, has begun to attempt to crawl, eats solids and can perform aerial vomiting (respect), owns a pair or two of shoes, has visited three capital cities in Europe, all in all not bad for a human of seven months and a bit, but frankly not very spectacular if you are a feline!


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the…

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They really celebrate Friday in Portsmouth, UK

soyun69:

omg… REALLY? u flirty cat. lmao( in tears)

Originally posted on The Cat's Blog - www.thecatsdiary.com:

Celebrating Friday in Portsmouth

Yes that’s right Friday is a big day in Portsmouth, I’ll be there will you?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play…

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No nude photographs hacked from iCloud

soyun69:

lol…i am sure Lena ” cat” is happy/purring about tht.

Originally posted on The Cat's Blog - www.thecatsdiary.com:

My publicist is happy to announce that no photographs of me in anything less than a clsoe fitting Catsuit have been hacked from my iCloud account.

My paws go out to starlets Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson, Winona Ryder and the models Kate Upton and Cara Delevingne, who it seems, were daft enough to leave nude pictures of themselves on iCloud.

In another and separate thought I would ask that someone track down and stop the person responsible for the latest topless photographs of little Kiera Knightly which appeared in several publications recently. I have to say that I thought it was rather odd that either she or her publicist hadn’t condemned the publication of these images and then after some research I discovered that she got paid for them.

So here is a lesson I have learned. If an actress or model poses in the altogether in private and shares…

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