They really celebrate Friday in Portsmouth, UK

soyun69:

omg… REALLY? u flirty cat. lmao( in tears)

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Celebrating Friday in Portsmouth

Yes that’s right Friday is a big day in Portsmouth, I’ll be there will you?


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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play…

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No nude photographs hacked from iCloud

soyun69:

lol…i am sure Lena ” cat” is happy/purring about tht.

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My publicist is happy to announce that no photographs of me in anything less than a clsoe fitting Catsuit have been hacked from my iCloud account.

My paws go out to starlets Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson, Winona Ryder and the models Kate Upton and Cara Delevingne, who it seems, were daft enough to leave nude pictures of themselves on iCloud.

In another and separate thought I would ask that someone track down and stop the person responsible for the latest topless photographs of little Kiera Knightly which appeared in several publications recently. I have to say that I thought it was rather odd that either she or her publicist hadn’t condemned the publication of these images and then after some research I discovered that she got paid for them.

So here is a lesson I have learned. If an actress or model poses in the altogether in private and shares…

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A Canadian manufacturing mystery!

soyun69:

Knit your own Alien hmmmmm…little green men,Alf or possibly the alien dude from the cartoon American Dad.. lol

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A Canadian manufacturing mystery

Well what about that? I wonder what the wool really is made of, it has the colour of an alien doesn’t it! Maybe it’s a ‘knit your own alien kit?’


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com

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Obviously inspired by 50 Shades of Grey

soyun69:

oooh yukkkie barf

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How odd

How odd? As the title says this sign is obviously inspired by 50 Shades of Grey, mind you I think like 50 Shades it’s something I’ll give a miss! Humans doing the nasty uck!


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly…

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A shop for big clothes I hope

soyun69:

thts wrong.. those “meanies”!

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Brazilian big clothes

As the title says I hope that this shop sell big clothes for the larger amongst us or do you think that it is owned by a chap called Fatty or worse everything it sells is fatty?


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his…

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