Happy Birthday to my translator

soyun69:

happy birthday, john

Originally posted on The Cat's Blog - www.thecatsdiary.com:

It’s John’s birthday today and as most people seem to have forgotten the poor old devil (unlike my birthday when cards, presents and best of all cash arrive by the sackful). I thought I would make him a cake to go with my present, I bought him a leather bookmark for his Kindle, tee hee!

In addition to cheer him up I made him a cake, I hope he likes purple icing, purple is my favourite colour, who knows what it might be tomorrow.

What do you think?

Birthday Cake

Amazing isn’t it!


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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

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The Cat has landed

soyun69:

lmao (in tears)

Originally posted on The Cat's Blog - www.thecatsdiary.com:

The Cat has landed

I am happy to announce with my partners the European Space Agency that The Cat has landed on top of a Strawberry Ice Cream, avoiding the cone.

After a journey of 10 minutes that covered just of 520 metres, The Cat slowly approached the Strawberry Ice Cream and deploying his claws attached himself to the surface in a soft sandy area.

After securing the landing site, The Cat sent back his first words from the surface which were. “Ugh, this is sand not Strawberry Ice Cream! We’ll have to try Mars next it looks like an enormous Raspberry Bonbon Yum yum!”


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on…

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Just what?

soyun69:

u naughty “cat” lmao

Originally posted on The Cat's Blog - www.thecatsdiary.com:

Just what

I am sure that “Jussiupussi” is very nice, but I don’t think I would ask for it in a shop or restaurant would you?

And for that matter I don’t think I would choose these in a supermarket either.

Megapussi

If you want to have more than your fair share of “Pussi” then you have to visit Finland, well there had to be some reason didn’t there! But before you get on a plane do consider this, ‘Pussi’ is Finnish for ‘pocket or bag.’ Now I expect that comes as surprise to most, and a disappointment to others!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest…

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By special request

soyun69:

lol aerial vomit? cute ” pink” shoes.

Originally posted on The Cat's Blog - www.thecatsdiary.com:

A lot of people have asked me to post a picture of my translator John Woodcock’s newest edition to the family and so I thought that I would give in, oops I mean comply graciously.

Hope you like this.

Little Feet

For those who need the stats I can report that Evelyn has currently, six teeth, has begun to attempt to crawl, eats solids and can perform aerial vomiting (respect), owns a pair or two of shoes, has visited three capital cities in Europe, all in all not bad for a human of seven months and a bit, but frankly not very spectacular if you are a feline!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the…

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