Australian guide to female sanity!

Australian man REALLY dont know of woman sanity… lol

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If you ever wondered what those caring strapping guys down under think about female sanity and where to put it here is your answer.

Female sanity and where to put it Australia

Well what did you expect? I liked that lady who was in charge of Australia until recently her name was Julia Gillard I seem to remember and she wanted to get rid of the dead weight of royalty at the top of their government and form a republic, which seems like a jolly good idea to me, Australians need a visa to enter the UK and so must be a separate country and should have a different head of state.


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What is it with the Germans and Asses?

cluesless..i thought German have a “thing” for beer n stuff. lol

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I have heard of the Büstenhalter or BH which we normal people call a bra! But I have no idea what an ass container is and I don’t think I want to know!

What is it with the germans and Asses

And why are the Germans so obsessed with assess?


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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at…

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Authentic confusion from Turkey

omg the owner couldnt make up his mind..duh. lmao

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I have to say that I really, really loathe designer ‘things’ whether they be watches or sequinned underpants and happily can announce that I have never owned anything that is the product of an accountants over active imagination!

Why an accountant’s over active imagination instead of a designer’s I hear you ask? Well that’s simple ,only accountants are able to consider the ridiculous profit margins achieved by ‘designer’ products.

Companies who sell designer products try as hard as they can to persuade people that their products are somehow so much better than most others, but disguise the fact that they are almost definitely going to be made on the cheap in China or Bangladesh.

Still the above doesn’t have anything to do with the picture below, from a shop in Turkey, because at least the shop owner here was being honest!

Authentic confusion from Turkey


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Is this sign Chinese?

scarry thought. lol u maybe need to put traps every where in your cat house. lol

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China Yes but then regular readers already knew

Yes of course it is! But then regular readers already knew didn’t you my dear cuddly ones!

I could say more but don’t want to get threatening emails from the Chinese saying, “we know where you live and we’re going to come around there and we’re going to take you downstairs and by the time we’ve finished with you, you’ll be walking backwards” EeK!


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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at…

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Baby Steps by TJ Hoban

life is full of “baby steps” 😉

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Improve a little everyday, even if it’s baby steps, and you’ll achieve personal greatness. There’s no tragedy like a waste of talent. Imagine how many lives would’ve been worse off if Newton, Einstein, or Edison quit after first failing. Starting today, push a little harder, dig a little deeper, persevere a little longer and help everyone around you shine a little brighter.

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