Cat without Fear

awwwwh cool

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Recently someone very kindly sent me the picture below and said that it reminded them of the cover of my masterpiece of feline literature (and great Christmas present) ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary.’ Which happily is in stock at Amazon here www.thecatsdiary.com though rather wonderfully is still “doing big numbers,” according to Jeff Bezos. Which I thought was nice!

Cat without Fear

What a pose! What a Picture! What a great looking Cat, just like me!

For those short on remembering here is the picture my correspondent was referring to!

Getting Out Cover

Yet another good looking feline and of course a talented author to boot, well that’s enough of me!


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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag…

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This is worrying!

unless the sheep turning into cannibals. ooooooh noooooooooooo. “evil laugh to follows”

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I think the Sheep ate the cattle!

I think the sheep ate the cattle

Are sheep becoming militant? Should we be worried?


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play…

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This is all the rage in Dubai!

omg..English language butcher again. lol

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If the desert air is too warm for you ‘furifi’ it!

If the desert air is too warm for you furifi it

Now I know that Cats, who are more or less covered in fur, are cool, but even I know that this sign is complete and utter Arab nonsense!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat…

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Indian/English it’s the new gibberish

awwwh lol..traffic police or “foot” patrol.

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Most Indians speak English, but do they make sense?

Most Indians speak English but do they make sense

I think that the verdict is out don’t you dear cuddly readers.

Fancy confusing a part of a foot with the act of removal, the only others who get all confused about ‘toes’ are the Russian poor loves who call all of their toes, ‘fingers’ or possibly the other way around and as for the word ‘thumb’ well you can forget about them altogether there isn’t a Russian word for thumbs. Occasionally you will hear a Boris or a Nadia call their thumbs my “big finger” and they won’t be toddlers, they will be grownups! If you ever did!

The Russians do have names for their fingers (only on their hands I believe, not the fingers at the end of each foot), where we in the west have ‘index’ finger the Russians have a pointing finger and our ring finger is…

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As promised on my facebook page!

awwwwwh

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As the title says I promised to add from time to time pictures from the latest internet craze – Dog Shamming

If you don’t know what Dog shaming is, then here is a little introduction.

When Dogs do something wrong, and let’s face it as a race they rarely do much right! Their owners chastise their dogs by posting photos of them with an explanation of their crimes.

Personally I think that Dogs deserve this outing! But what a good job there isn’t anyone brave enough to ‘out’ Cat’s for their occasional and very rare misdemeanours!

Here is Shadow (probably his real name) and an explanation of exactly what he did, shame on you Shadow!

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’

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