French translated into English – I think

i always park my”hugs” to my friends, family n my boyfriend. lmao

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A place to cuddle in France

I would be delighted to know just how to park my “hugging” and if anyone can tell me that would be perfect. However I really don’t need any photographs or illustrations thanks to assist the explanation because I have a feeling that they wouldn’t be all that appropriate.

Still the last line of the parking instructions really makes me want to visit Hôtel La Bonbonnière it’s a shame that the back entrance is a lot less attractive than the front though, but that must be something to do with all that parking referred to above!

Hôtel La Bonbonnière

Oh you don’t believe me! Ok here is the front!

Hôtel La Bonbonnière Front

Still, and you can take this from a Cat who knows, the location is very pretty and if you are ever in the Djon area of France and need a room for the night, with it has to be said ‘interesting’ parking arrangements then the…

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Last minute gift idea!

tht gift is for all the annoying customers in the toy dept. lol

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Are you stuck for a last minute present? Well look no further your trusty furry feline pal has the answer for boys and girls of all ages!

Going down big in parts of Germany

That’s right with this wonderful mirror you can do you make-up, shave, trim a moustache, or if you are so inclined invade Poland as a start to a fun packed few years.

I understand it’s going down big in parts of Germany.


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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s…

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Poo is revered in Spain

lol oooh yukkie

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Yes that’s right they love Poo in Spain, but then that is because it’s a natural beauty!spot!

A Spanish natural beauty spot

The beach is especially pretty the locals call it Playa de Poo or Poo Beach!

Playa de Poo

And I don’t know what you were thinking Poo was dear cuddly and confused reader.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s…

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