Nigeria the land of idiots!

thts stupid to catagorize beliefs even to a cat. lol

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Yes that’s right I called Nigeria a land of idiots and I jolly well meant it. Why? Well let me tell you a little story and see if you don’t agree with me!

Apparently Bull the cat has found himself homeless… for having the wrong sort of furry friends.

In a truly strange turn of events that’s gripped the small backward town of Lafia, Nigeria, a 7 year old Cat called Bull has been disowned by his owner for being ‘gay!’ Yes you read that correctly ‘gay!’

Gay Cat

This long suffering Cat’s fool of an owner claims that he has engaged in ‘unnatural sexual behaviour,’ and that she has watched him making advances towards other male cats while ignoring females. (I wonder why she watches?)

Apparently Bull’s foolish owner said about him that his actions are “a contradiction of the laws of nature,” and after throwing him out said “anybody interested…

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A toilet for people and err… horses!

Stabling? lol

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Nothing to see here just a normal North Korean toilet

The little porky vicious dear leader says. “Nothing to see here just a normal North Korean toilet move along!”

And why should we interrupt the horses they have more rights than North Korean’s humans!


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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly…

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Sugary sweet and all things ugh!

tht sounds like another word for poopoo. lol

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Wow what a dessert

Wow what a dessert and what a bad name for a dessert all rolled up in one gloriously shiny pink package in Harrods – where else?

People will buy any old crap so long as it is shiny or has some designer’s name on it and no Nike, Adidas, Reebok or Fred Perry are not a ‘designer’ names when you wear a shirt, shorts or shoes with those names on you are merely becoming a rather dumb advertising board.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from…

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Time is relative

25hrs? darn. lol

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Riyadh a place where they will go that extra mile or hour, or is it that time just drags there?

Riyadh a place where they will go that extra mile or hour

Open 25 hours a day my what a bunch of liars they must be!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly…

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What? or is that What?

maybe they want to pinch because they want to or they have nothing better to do. lol

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What China

What do the Chinese mean by this sign?

And what do these mad sods want you to pinch, and why?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the…

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