lmao (in tears)
I am happy to announce with my partners the European Space Agency that The Cat has landed on top of a Strawberry Ice Cream, avoiding the cone.
After a journey of 10 minutes that covered just of 520 metres, The Cat slowly approached the Strawberry Ice Cream and deploying his claws attached himself to the surface in a soft sandy area.
After securing the landing site, The Cat sent back his first words from the surface which were. “Ugh, this is sand not Strawberry Ice Cream! We’ll have to try Mars next it looks like an enormous Raspberry Bonbon Yum yum!”
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on…
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