French cuisine at it’s best

thts brutal…butcher must be desperate.. lol

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Mould and a bit of a butcher, hmm French cuisine at its best?

It does beg the question which bit of the butcher is going to be served does’t it? And the uncertainty of an arrival means that the butcher probably isn’t on board with all of this!

I have to say if I was a butcher I wouldn’t embrace the idea of hacking off one of my parts and dishing it up for din dins, would you dear cuddly reader? Although if you do, then I have always admired your ears! Just saying!

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The English abroad

sad baster? lol

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Now I like ‘our’ tradition fried breakfast, and Shepherd’s Pie sends me into a form of rapture usually only experienced by born again idiots, christians, but when people ask me if I am British I have a difficult time saying yes.

Once it was football fans who shamed us, always it’s our politicians and forever it’s the average British tourist.

I rest my case! What a good job they don’t make Watney’s Red Barrel anymore!

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Yesterday yummmmmmy

Bali… where I suddenly felt sick!

omg thts nasty…

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Uck! Very personal hygiene!

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London it’s cultural init?

omg. lol

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According to the ever reliable (hope you sense the irony here) Wikipedia there are over 300 languages spoken in London see for yourself here London if you don’t believe it and neither did I.

Sadly not many of the 300 different language speakers in London seem to speak English anymore and too many speak nonsense.

No you read the sign correctly on this London bus! And my point is proved I believe!

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Evening Sky

Whips, Canes, Tomatoes and Lettuce

whips? wtf..lol

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Yes that’s right folks a restaurant that caters for everyone! Personally I’ll have a Prawn salad (sans salad, as the French would say), to go and be on my way!

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Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com

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Otus Variation #9: Cymbidium orchid

beautiful

Matt on Not-WordPress, mostly photos

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hee hee

For arses everywhere

unless the internet comes from their “arse” lol

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What can I say? Probably as little as possible is best!

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Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are…

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